Time to clean my house. And by clean my house, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.- apron
This 100% cotton apron has an adjustable neck strap and waist tie, making it a nice fit for most sizes. It also features 2 front pockets - great for keeping baking utensils or grilling tools handy!
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.