Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
This 100% cotton tote bag is a fun way to stay organized and keep your hands free!
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.