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*State Love tea towel
A Bit of a Beach
Atlanta Skyline watercolor
Beach, don't kill my vibe.
Bloom where you are planted.
Don't Be A Pecker
Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles.
Don't worry, I goat this
Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
Engineer Of The Crazy Train
Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things
First I Drink the Tea, Then I Do the Things
Georgia Peach
Georgia with ATL heart
Happy Camper
Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy...
Hey Alexa, do the dishes
I am silently correcting your grammar.
I bake, because punching people is frowned upon.
I don’t care if the glass is half-empty or half-full. Is there wine in it?
I don’t have a bucket list, but my f***-it list is a mile long.
I don’t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.
I keep trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas.
I kiss my dog on the lips.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
I Like To Do Crafts
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.
I won’t be impressed by technology until I can download food.
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy shit for some whiskey and bacon.
I'm a lady with the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor.
I'm a mom. This IS my circus. Those ARE my monkeys.
I'm a mother. What's your superpower?
I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?
I'm a teacher. What's your superpower?
I'm not saying I am Wonder Woman...
If you are lucky enough to be in Georgia, you are lucky enough.
I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where the sandwiches live.l
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Love thy selfie.
Momster: (mom-ster) n. what happens to mom after she counts to three.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was five.
My Cat and I
My Dog and I
No Prob Llama
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
Not today, Satan.
On The Outside I'm In Complete Control
*State Love apron
*State Love tea towel
*State Love tote bag
A Bit of a Beach
A Bit of a Beach
A Bit of a Beach
Atlanta Skyline watercolor
Atlanta Skyline watercolor
Atlanta Skyline watercolor
Beach, don't kill my vibe.
Beach, don't kill my vibe.
Beach, don't kill my vibe.
Bloom where you are planted
Bloom where you are planted.
Bloom where you are planted.
Christmas . . . I goat this
Christmas . . . I goat this
Christmas . . . I goat this
Don't Be A Pecker
Don't Be A Pecker
Don't Be A Pecker
Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles.
Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles.
Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles.
Don't worry, I goat this
Don't worry, I goat this.
Don't worry, I goat this.
Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.
Engineer Of The Crazy Train
Engineer of the Crazy Train
Engineer Of The Crazy Train
Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Every day I am forced to add yet another name to the list of people I am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things
First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things
First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things
First I Drink the Tea, Then I Do the Things
First I Drink the Tea, Then I Do the Things
First I Drink the Tea, Then I Do the Things
Georgia Peach
Georgia Peach
Georgia Peach
Georgia with ATL heart
Georgia with ATL heart
Georgia with ATL heart
Happy Camper
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